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    Jane Austen on Homeschooling

    Friday, October 24th, 2008

    Not long ago I had the pleasure of reading, I think, one of Jane Austen’s best novels ever, Northanger Abbey. While many of you will probably agree that Jane Austen is possibly one of the most quotable authors ever, I remember finding distinct pleasure in the quotableness of her book, Northanger Abbey, in particular.

    Jane Austen on Homeschooling

    One of my favorite passages of the book is related to homeschooling and teaching children to read in particular. It had me laughing hysterically upon reading it, perhaps because at times I feel like teaching children to read is torture… though I don’t know who for, the child or for me! It’s a conversation between Catherine and Henry about history and learning to read.

    “You are fond of history! And so are Mr. Allen and my father; and I have two brothers who do not dislike it. So many instances within my small circle of friends is remarkable! At this rate, I shall not pity the writers of history any longer. If people like to read their books, it is all very well, but to be at so much trouble in filling great volumes, which, as I used to think, nobody would willingly ever look into, to be labouring only for the torment of little boys and girls, always struck me as a hard fate; and though I know it is all very right and necessary, I have often wondered at the person’s courage that could sit down on purpose to do it.”

    “That little boys and girls should be tormented,” said Henry, “is what no one at all acquainted with human nature in a civilized state can deny; but in behalf of our most distinguished historians, I must observe that they might well be offended at being supposed to have no higher aim, and that by their method and style, they are perfectly well qualified to torment readers of the most advanced reason and mature time of life. I use the verb to torment, as I observed to be your own method, instead of to instruct supposing them to be now admitted as synonymous.”

    “You think me foolish to call instruction a torment, but if you had been as much used as myself to hear poor little children first learning their letters and then learning to spell, if you had ever seen how stupid they can be for a whole morning together, and how tired my poor mother is at the end of it, as I am in the habit of seeing almost every day of my life at home, you would allow that `to torment’ and `to instruct’ might sometimes be used as synonymous words.”

    “Very probably. But historians are not accountable for the difficulty of learning to read; and even you yourself, who do not altogether seem particularly friendly to very severe, very intense application, may perhaps be brought to acknowledge that it is very well worth-while to be tormented for two or three years of one’s life, for the sake of being able to read all the rest of it. Consider - if reading had not been taught, Mrs. Radcliffe would have written in vain - or perhaps might not have written at all.”

    And Henry of course was right… all of the “torment” will indeed be worth it! What are a few years of torment to a lifetime of knowledge and love of learning? Thank you Ms. Austen for this reminder today! We needed it.

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    The Joys Of Homeschooling A Young Teen

    Friday, October 24th, 2008

    homeschool-bliss The Joys Of Homeschooling A Young TeenMy thirteen year-old son is a high functioning teen on the autism spectrum. Some of the deficits for those on the autism spectrum include - not recognizing social nuances, lack of proper etiquette and poor hygiene. Homeschooling seems to be working in his favor. He no longer seems to take notice of the following:

    • brushing or combing hair on a daily basis
    • utilizing deodorant each morning
    • wax build-up in the ears
    • clean and trimmed fingernails
    • holes in his socks
    • dirty shirts

    He doesn’t have to worry about being taunted in the locker room during Phys Ed. On the flip-side, there is no one here to notice these infractions but me. I guess it is time for Hygiene 101 to start next week.

    Personal Hygiene?: What’s That Got To Do With Me?

    Bonnie is both a homeschool mom and home health care worker having Autism Family Adventures and writing about Autism Spectrum Disorders.

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    Home Spun Comics - Science Experiments Gone Wrong

    Saturday, September 20th, 2008

    Sometimes I think science likes teasing me. Give me a simple experiment and it won’t work. Take the other week. I turned on the tea kettle and for some reason the flame turned green. A teachable moment! This was very exciting. We talked about what may have caused it to turn green (was it baking soda stuck on the kettle, or the copper bottom burning?) As the green flame started flickering down, I turned off the gas for a moment to preserve the kettle and find a camera to take a picture of the experiment. Once we found the camera, I turned the kettle back on and…

    Nothing. Just a plain old blue gas flame. I couldn’t even get the flame to go as high as it did before, let alone figure out how to make it green again. From my comic strip archive, here are other moments when science has mocked me.

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    Visit Cristina for more teachable moment ideas & wonderful artwork at Home Spun Juggling.

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    Friday Funnies - A Homeschool Family

    Friday, September 5th, 2008

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    Funnies- Charlie Bit Me!

    Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

    When I was first asking for ideas for the re-launch of Homeschool Hacks I asked everyone I could for their input. I once said that I wanted to know what everyone needs, even if it is a video of dancing monkeys.

    Well, let me tell you, I had tons of moms tell me that they wanted tons of comic relief thrown in. I aim to please, I’ll be posting funnies throughout the week just to brighten your day!

    Enjoy!

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