The Wife Song by Tim Hawkins
By Malia Carden | Leave A Comment
By Malia Carden | Leave A Comment
Wasn’t that a hoot? Tim really hit the nail on the head with that song. But I wonder…what if we turn the tables around? What are things we shouldn’t say to our husbands? I’ll start:
- “When was the last time you went to the gym?”
- “That’s the same aftershave (previous boyfriend) used to wear!”
- On Monday nights during football season: “I need you to bathe and put the kids to bed tonight” or “I invited my friends over to watch that new Lifetime movie!”
One of our fabulous editors relayed this one from her experience:
I learned the hard way when I was 21 on the dance floor: “Wow, honey, you really ARE white.” He has never forgotten it!
Now it’s your turn. I know y’all can be funny. (And try to keep it clean, mkay?)
photo credit: Clip Art from Microsoft Office Online
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Never heard that song before! Hilarious! I tend to be passive aggressive with my hubby. Like, “Man, sure wish someone would _____” (fill in the blank). That really annoys him. He’d prefer that I just come right out and politely ask him. Wish I’d get into the habit!
When I was very pregnant with our first child I got stuck on the bed on my back and asked my husband for help getting up. He looked at me and said “Oh are you a beached …” then he stopped and realized what he was going to say and finished it off with “dainty dolphin”. Neither one of us has or ever will forgotten it.