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We’ve had some Monster problems lately, especially in closets. These particular monsters like to pop out at night and say “I am going to get you THIS NIGHT!”. They’re creepy, furry things that lurk in the shadows when the lights are off and Mom and Dad are asleep. They go away when the lights are on, but they always seem to sneak back in.
To finally get these guys once and for all, we made some Monster spray. I printed out a few monster-ish looking pictures from my computer and ran them through my Xyron machine to make them into stickers for our Monster Spray bottle. We used an old bottle of OFF, (rinsed out very well) water, and a teeny-tiny pinch of Kool-Aid for our Monster spray.
I’m sure whatever ingredients you use at your house will get rid of your monsters.
. The things children fear may seem irrational to us, but they are very real to the little one with a very vivid imagination. Meeting your child where they are at is sometimes the best way to combat their fear and finally catch that monster by the tail. Kids won’t listen to reason when they are terrified. They don’t want your rationale , they want a solution. Our solution was making Monster Spray…an imaginary cure for an imaginary problem. We’re hoping it works because we are tired of those monsters keeping us up all night.
So, tell me. What would you do about the monster problem?
When not spraying closets for monsters, Michelle can be found writing about the ordinary and not so ordinary stories that make up their life as a family at Michelle Wegner.
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We used to leave out a checkers game all set up so that the monsters would go play with that and leave our little ones alone. Half the time, we would find said little one asleep with a checker in their hand.
The next day would go something like this:
Us: Did you play checkers last night?
Kidlet: Yep!
Us: Which monster played with you?
Kidlet: The one with big purple hair. I named him Mo.
Us: Mo? That’s a good name. Do you think he’ll come play again?
Kidlet: I don’t know. Maybe. *shrug*
Years ago, bk (before kids) a friend of mine ran through the house nightly with a squirt gun squirting the monsters for his child. I sent home a can of “Monster Spray” I had found and the child slept through the night. I created a “label” for a can of lysol and taped it to the can. Because the scent was familiar the child was satisified. Now, with my children, they picked up a can of lysol and told me the “M” stood for monsters. Yes, indeedy, it DOES stand for Monsters.
From a very early age (pre-2) we talked about Monsters as being funny things. We showed my son Monsters Inc, and made everything into a monster. Eg. when his tummy rumbled it was the tummy monster, when we tickled him we pretended to be the tickle monster, when it was time to brush teeth we were the tooth brush monster and chased him into the bathroom. As monsters were always fun things he never got scared. He’s only 3 now, but he has no fear of anything like that. I guess if they don’t know that something is meant to be scary, they can’t be scared.