The Glee Synopsis
Fresh off their Sectionals win, the glee kids work on new numbers for Regionals. But club cohesion (not to mention Rachel and Finn’s budding romance) is threatened when Rachel becomes involved with a competitor named Jesse (Jonathan Groff). So Will visits the competitor’s coach (Idina Menzel) to try to discern Jesse’s true intentions. Meanwhile, Will is single again, but that isn’t necessarily good news for Emma; and Sue is back from her sojourn in Boca Raton and spoiling for a fight with Will.

The Glee Soundtrack

• Hello, I Love You (The Doors)
• Hope it Gives You Hell (All American Rejects)
• Hello (Lionel Richie)
• Hello Again (Neil Diamond)
• Highway to Hell (AC/DC)
• You Say Goodbye, I Say Hello (Beatles)

The Glee Quotes

• Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? Looks awful.
• No, she’s dead. This is her son.
• Do you mean dating other girls? Because I think I’m dating Rachel. She sure thinks I am.
• I like to give impromptu concerts for the homeless. It’s so important to give back.
• Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks? Yeah.
• Do we have to watch Armageddon again? / It’s that or Bad Boys.
• I’ve met someone else: a boy who’s finally worthy of my talent and love.
• You want to look so talented it’s literally hurting you. You want to look so optimistic it could cure cancer.
• Most the show choir directors I make out with are gay.
• Now? I spend my Friday nights making out with my cat and watching Ghost Whisperer.
• Rachel, you need to become even more self-centered and narcissistic than you already are.
• I think sometimes we spend so much time with these kids that we start acting like them.

My Thoughts on Glee

• The conversations between Will and Emma were so fake. Every line Will spoke seemed like just that: a line.
• I love the way Will rolled his eyes when the kids got so riled up during Hope It Gives You Hell. I’m pretty sure it’s the immature, adolescent part of me that loooves that song.
• I’m glad the people in the background of the library were staring at Jesse and Rachel singing. Because if they acted like that was normal? That would be weird. Oh, but look – other students just happen to be able to join in on the strings. Yes, totally normal. Well, at least the people clapped.
• Whoa. I actually did not see this coming! Will and the coach for Vocal Adrenaline? Huh.
• I hate to say it, but I think Idina Menzel is a Monet. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monet Which, you know, works for a Broadway star. Maybe not so much for a TV star . . .
• Okay, um, Jesse locking eyes with his coach while kissing Rachel was totally creepy.
• Rachel’s face seemed just a little overdramatic during the last song.
• You go, Sue Sylvester. You go vogue it up.

Did you watch? Was it worth the wait? Are you excited for next week’s Madonna-themed episode?