An open letter to Heidi (and any other lady that is with a “Spencer”),

First off, if you are the only one working in the relationship, you are with a deadbeat AKA a Spencer. Leave now while you can still have some dignity left. And just because your man Spencer sits at home with his open laptop does not mean he is working. Also, if his only source of income comes from the Reality Show Department of MTV, you are with a Spencer and you must leave now. The only exception is Brody Jenner because A) he has his dad’s reality show to fall back on – ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’ and B) he is super hot.

Heidi and any other girl out there that is in this type of relationship, Why? Do you think so low of yourself that you can’t get someone better? I promise you that there is someone better; I mean you can’t get any worse, I. Promise. You!

The number one rule is that the guy has got to have a job. If after you get married and have kids and the guy wants to be a stay at home dad, cool! I love it. I know my hubby would make a much better stay at home parent than me. However, HE HAD A JOB WHEN I MET HIM! And it would be our choice for him to quit his job and stay at home. A man sponging off a woman that he isn’t even married to makes the woman look bad and desperate, in my opinion. *don’t send me hate mail, please*

But back to Heidi and Spencer, how much more of this is she gonna take? Really? I can’t stand it!! I want to stab her in the eye and shake her till she realizes what an idiot she looks like.

Also, what is up with the mega sunglasses they wear on The Hills? My husband said that what they should just go ahead and wear are motorcycle visors. I agree.

So, what guilty pleasure shows are you embarrassed to say you watch? And before you answer that, just know that you can be totally free here. I watch, The Hills, Rock of Love Charm School, Gossip Girl and all kinds of shows that are meant for girls that have HUGE crushes on The Jonas Brothers.

Janelle has a PhD in reading People Magazine and studing the workings of celebrities. Ok, she really doesn’t but you can read all about her and her amazing life at JunkFood4theSoul.com

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