Ok, so surely have heard the news…. Heidi and Spencer got married.  *sigh*

Hate is such a strong word.

But there are a few things I truly hate in life:

1) I hate turning on the radio and hear the last little bit of your new favorite song only once again not hearing the chorus, therefore, not hearing the title so that you can download it.

2) I hate when you wake up in, what you think is the middle of the night, therefore, giving you the feeling that you have hours left to sleep, only to hear your alarm go off two seconds later.

3) And I hate how Spencer Pratt portrays himself on The Hills. He can’t really be like that in real life, right? Nobody can be THAT mentally ill and not be on medication, right?

But what do I hate more than how Spencer portrays himself on TV? The fact that Heidi stays with him!

I tried to comfort myself by saying, “Ok, even though all the tabloids show Heidi and Spencer together. It’s just for the show. They are getting paid to make it look like they are still a couple outside of The Hills for The Hills.”

Whelp, my theory went out the window when I was informed that those two trainwrecks got hitched.

If they have babies, run and run far away and pray and pray hard because I’m sure it’s the sign that the anti-Christ is about to take over the world as we know it.

God help us all.