Breaking News:

Madonna & Guy Ritchie Are Divorcing.  I know, I know…We didn’t see this coming, did we? *sigh*

Here is what I want you guys to do.  Go out and buy a “Life and Style” magazine. The magazine prints on Tuesdays.  They are usually THE FIRST folks to publish all the latest and greatest in celebrity gossip.  Really, if something happened Monday morning, you’re going to read about it in Life and Style by Tuesday night/Wednesday morning.  But I digress….

Try to find some story/picture of Madonna and Guy Ritchie saying something to the effect of, “No we aren’t divorcing. We love each other, blah, blah, blah…” THEN on Friday, when the new People comes out- go buy it.  Of course, this divorce is front page news for People!! I mean, People has their next big story that will earn them at least 5 gazillion dollars over the next few years because of this separation.  But hey, if people buy People Magazine because of Madonna and Guy Richie and Americans starts spending their money more freely on all the tabloid magazines, we might get out of this financial crisis yet. So, thanks Madonna and Guy, you too are totally helping out the money woes both here and across the pond.

But trust me on that Life and Style thing, I am sure that there is something in there about how Madonna and Guy ARE NOT divorcing.  Then wait for Fridays’ people. And have a good laugh.

Janelle is the author of Junkfood4theSoul and has a PhD in celebrity gossip… or something like that.

(Photo source: TMZ)