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Angelina….LOVE her in black, especially a sinfully wrapping black dress like this one. She’s a gorgeous woman. Love the earrings, but I would have punched it up a bit more with a large enameled bracelet in the same color around her wispy wrist. Coordination, girls!

Beyonce….I totally agree with the “This has so been done EIGHTEEN BILLION TIMES, Beyonce” statement. I saw the dress and immediately hated it; one, these dresses are impossible to walk in, and usually, Beyonce floats over the red carpet. In this dress, she kind of waddled her way down. The gold is the complete wrong shade for her skin tone (which is also gorgeous – some of us try for this in a tanning salon, but no dice), and honestly? She’s a big woman. Wide shoulders, wide hips, large chest…a tight, tight dress like this only emphasizes the fact that she’s busty and instead of getting the demure, classic look that red carpet celebrities have so been praised for, she looks like…well, like a mermaid out of water.