With the return of The Celebrity Apprentice comes my unnatural fascination with ‘The Donald’s’ hair.  I mean, what is it… really?  A comb-over?  A toupee?  A well trained rodent?  I. Just. Don’t. Know.

So, imagine my surprise when I tuned in the other day and saw (*gasp*) another Donald.  Another Donald with shockingly bad hair.  Ivanka, come on…  when my dad or brother is in need of a hair cut, I load them into the car and take them to the salon (or Hair Cuttery, whatever).  Because when I don’t, this happens:

Boys are not to be trusted with grooming.

So, tell me, who’s hairdresser needs to hear ‘You’re Fired’ first?

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