My love for drama tv is bubbling over with the start of The Bachelor.

This time Jason Mesnick is back to find the love of his life, after DeAnna Pappas turned him down in the final bid for her affection. I rooted for him in that last show. I also could have predicted that she’d dump Jesse as well. He was such a dork longshot, we knew it wouldn’t last.

But Jason stole many hearts, including mine. Not because he was hot and could bounce a quarter off his abs, but because he was a dad.

*I’ll wait as you all go “AWWWW!”*

Jason has 3-year-old Ty, and this time it’s not a dirty little secret, it’s out in the open from the start. And, 25 women will claw their way to nab him and *insert the wicked witch voice here* his little boy too!

Which is also a little weird that he’s at the house with him. With daddy downstairs mackin’ with every 3rd girl. Weird.

So with hubby’s glass of wine in hand, and my water bottle we sat and watched the show.

The whole intro about Jason was also a mini infomercial about abs and chest hair. Does this guy work shirtless too? We get it, he’s fit. Fabulous, on to the limos…

Can we say “train wreck” class? Holy toledo where did they find this bunch, at the Crazy Carnival?

When you hear the words, “stalker,” “obsessed,” “hot dog toppings,” and “don’t you love my fake teeth” all in a matter of an hour, you know you’re riding the crazy train….

Queen Crazy–and the award goes to Renee. The crazy-eyed (hubby’s words) one with the Vision Boards, remember her. Um. Yeah. Because she cuts and pastes words from magazines onto cardboard, all her dreams come true. Thankfully she got the boot, probably because she said Vision Board about 82 times and Jason was getting scared.

Boobs Award–this goes to Nikki. Nikki got Jason’s first impression rose based solely on her cleavage I think. It was right in his face all show and well it would have been fitting if he’d stuck the flower in her dress.

Dental Dork–the dental hygenist steps out of the limo and all you see are these grotesque fake teeth. Ha ha good one. Introducing Shannon. Later we see her chatting one on one with Jason rattling off his personal info, social security number, and birthdates of his brothers, all the while saying the stalker’s motto, “I’m totally NOT a stalker.” She also adds that she is ready to have children after the end of the rose ceremony if he was in. Freakishly enough she was given a rose at the end of the show. Maybe ABC said, lets keep her for some added ratings, we’ll throw in Disney passes for Ty.

Towards the end of the show, a twist within a twist occurs when the ladies are asked to vote OFF their least favorite girl in the house. Jason is looking shocked as they ultimately chose Megan, a mom of a 14-month-old boy. He had just said he connected with her.

Chris then tells the crowd, PSYCHE, Megan isn’t going home she is actually getting a rose to stay. *enter Nelson’s laugh* WAHHAH!

In the classiest possible way, Megan turns to the crowd and gives a few words of her own to the likes of a “B” word or “A” word, or something and then accepts the rose. I bet Jason fell in love with her on the spot.

As they scrolled to future footage of the show we see DeAnna back and telling Jason she’s made a huge mistake! Like we didn’t see that coming. Flash to Jason on a balcony crying.

The B Train to Crazyville leaves every Monday at 8 on ABC.

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