Forget about the financial woes and your 4O1K’s, the real downer of the week is Madonna and Guy Richie are getting a divorce. I know, I know… support groups are in the making. Stay Tuned.

Brad Paisley and his cutie pie wife are expecting again. Yay! They are my all time favorite celebrity couple.

Nelly Furtado confirmed that she has been married since July 19th. Hum. Is she that popular that she had to pull a semi-Janet Jackson, “I was secretly married?” Now, if Britney came out that she was secretly married, I might be shocked.

Cutie Pie Téa Leoni and sex addict David Duchovny have been separated for months. Hum. I see a connection between Nelly Furtado hiding her marriage and Téa and David hiding their separation, I just can’t find it yet…. stay tuned.

Tim McGraw hates his ‘greatest hits,’ or at least putting them on a CD for his fans.

Britney is rounding up a jury for her driving without a license charge thingy stemming from some time during her mental breakdown. She is making a nice recovery though isn’t she? I have to say I am loving her new song Womanizer!

Leeann won on Project Runway while Jennifer Lopez still sucks.

And finally, Lisa Marie has twin girls. Aww… maybe one of them will have 1/4 the talent of their grandpa and we can make up for the mistake of Sisqó’s ’The Thong Song’? Stay Tuned…

Janelle is the author of Junkfood4theSoul and has a PhD in celebrity gossip… or something like that.