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*Yawn*
Oh, sorry! Last night’s episode was the “Women Tell All” about their experience on The Bachelor, and in a slightly different twist, we start the show with Chris Harrison interviewing Jason alone on tape.

We’re reminded how Megan’s first HUGE kiss somewhat startled Jason on the set of General Hospital when he was feeling they were still at a friendship stage of their relationship. We also flashback to Shannon’s crying/nose wiping/nose blowing scene the night after the soap opera shoot. Jason claims he was put back at that point and surprised she still went in for a kiss at the most inappropriate time. Also the dead dove scene with Naomi’s mom was disturbing to Jason as he has no idea how to deal with the invitation to do a eulogy for a bird he didn’t know.

Now we get into the “heated” part of the discussion. Jillian and Jason’s hottub scene. Chris makes a comment that it was even too steamy for Cinemax, and it made him blush! Chris was too embarrassed to watch that part of the show, but Jason still claims that there was passion, but just not enough. Ouch, poor Jill. Then Jason is asked point blank about what happened in the tent with Molly that night. Stating he only had 3 hours with her, Chris says, “3 hours of sex is a lot!” Wow. Did he really say that? Yes he did, and he also asked if we’re talking baseball terms….? Jason replies, “first base.” *insert eye roll here*

Flashbacks to some funny embarrassing scenes of the season.
-Jason and the wild horse
-losing his pants to Molly on the golf course
-continuing to write rap music, “you suck” Chris comments
-Molly and Jason’s hot tub noises

Honestly, the next part of the show was a blur. A blur of rejected bachelors and bachelorettes partying and all dating each other. Rather boring. Although we did see one very successful couple come out of the Bachelor, Trista and Ryan. The cute couple are happily married, parents to son, Max and expecting a baby girl. It’s nice to see that after 17 seasons, someone has made a true love connection and happy ending.

Finally, the women get their chance to vent. We see a lot of Erica, Megan, and Lauren commenting, arguing, and continuing to be catty about everything that went on in the house. Natalie is put in the hot seat about getting rejected in Las Vegas and clearly doesn’t understand the meaning of being “stereo-typing.” Stephanie is charming as usual and claims she’s done her share of silliness with other women and now finds the good in everyone. I mostly wanted to see Jillian confront Jason. Being coined, “the ultimate friend,” by him was obviously hurtful to her. She fell in love with Jason and he is still saying that wasn’t enough. She quotes him as saying “I’ve never had a kiss like that in a while” to Melissa on their date in New Zealand, just one day after his date with Jillian. Wow. Busted. He answers the hit by saying he felt that way at the time.

Next week is the finale and the “After the Final Rose” episode that has been highly discussed on the web with some possible spoilers. Time will tell. Who are you rooting for? Melissa or Molly?