In parts 1 and 2 of this series, we have covered the basics that will make you look like a rock star when it comes to housework (and, really, they’re as essential as making sure you have extra ice on hand). So what about the “extra credit” things you can do to make your friends feel guilty that they don’t keep your house as clean as you do?

• Vacuum, vacuum, vacuum. There’s a lot to be said for the diamond pattern Mom yearned for in the 70′s. To many, those little marks say “clean house.”
• Check the corners of your throw rugs and make sure they’re secured. Who wants a lawsuit after a guest who’s had one to many cocktails trips and falls? Nothing ruins a good party like a trip to the ER, so make sure those babies are secured. Double-stick tape will save you on this.
• Finally, ensure that for every place there is to sit, there is a place to put a drink. Trust me on this. Otherwise, you are guaranteed that there will be at least one spilled drink on your beloved Pergot. If nothing else, buy a few cheap plastic tables and throw a small tablecloth over them to dress them up. Your floor will thank you.

Seriously, in these situations, the old adage “fake it ’til you make it” applies. When the clock is ticking, every second counts when you’re trying to make others think you’re Martha Stewart, rather than Fred Sanford. Just follow my tips, set aside some time to make yourself gorgeous (Really, who wants to be greeted by a sweaty mess when they ring the doorbell?), and take a deep breath. Relax. You did it, now, enjoy!